10월 하우위톡: 2022

2022년 9월 13일 화요일

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♪ ♪

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Shh...

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Shh...

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Shh...

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It's okay...

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Shh...

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I know.

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♪ ♪

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- Yo.

- Yo. Twenty-five pounds?

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Twenty-five?

No, no, I ordered 200.

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Paid for 25.

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Take it up with Lu.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no. No, Luanne, that's...

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that's... that's

really nice of you.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah. No, no,

w-we're really grateful

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to still be open

after everything.

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Yeah, so, listen, I, um...

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I'm still trying to figure

this place out,

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you know, see how Michael

was doing everything,

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and I wanna get your money.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I miss him.

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Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.

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Okay.

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No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Alright. Bye.

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Fuck!

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Ball Breaker!

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...broken!

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- Shut up!

- No, no, no. Puta!

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Don't unplug it.

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I know what that means, Tina.

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You unplug it,

it won't work again.

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- Bonus!

- When was the last time

you emptied these?

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I don't know.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Let's dance, fuck you ♪

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Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy.

Still got that meat connect?

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Oh! I'll have

what she's having!

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You cut vegetables like a bitch.

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Don't wipe your hands

on your apron, Chef.

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- Jeff?

- Chef.

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♪ ♪

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We got issues.

This arcuate's painted.

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Yeah, no shit it is.

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They conserved copper

during World War II.

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- That's why there's no rivets?

- That's why no rivets.

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- How the fuck do

you not know that?

- Because I fuckin' don't.

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This is original Big E

red-line selvage, alright?

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From 1944. You can get 1,250

for that on eBay tonight.

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- And I'd still

be five and a half short.

- Add this.

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What am I, a Coinstar?

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- That's like three hundo,

Chi-Chi!

- Three hundo plus what?

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Plus a 1955

blanket-lined Type 3.

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- Pleated?

- Pleated.

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Boom.

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♪ ♪

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Ball Breaker!

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Look, I-I need your help.

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No.

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No, no, no, no.

It's not like that.

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Yeah, I need that, uh,

jacket that Mike gave me.

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Yeah. Look, can you, uh,

can you bring it here?

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Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Alright. Alright. Bye.

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Hi. Hello.

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- Hi.

- I-I'm Sydney.

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I called about

the sous position,

I'm staging today.

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- Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.

- Yeah.

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- Carmy. Um, here,

gimme your... Thank you.

- Hey. Uh, yes.

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Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.

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That's some serious heat.

What's, uh...

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- What's UPS? That's in Chicago?

- Uh,

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United Parcel Service...

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- Shit. That's the UPS.

- The one... The mail... Yeah...

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-Yeah. Um, what'd you...

what'd you do for them?

-Drove.

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Paid my way through

culinary school, so...

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- CIA?

- Uh, CIA, yeah.

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Okay, so what are

you doing here?

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You know, this, um,

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this was my dad's favorite

spot when I was a kid.

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Come here every Sunday.

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Special place.

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Good. Um...

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Okay, so you know

the drill. We, uh...

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you're gonna make family.

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It's meat plus three,

and w-we eat around 2:00.

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Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.

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What's up?

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- Can I just, like, ask

you a question maybe?

- Of course. Yeah.

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I know who you are.

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- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, I-I mean...

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you were the most excellent CDC

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at the most excellent restaurant

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in the entire

United States of America.

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So, what are you

doing here? I guess.

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Making sandwiches.

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♪ Yeah... ♪

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- Tina... Ebraheim?

- Carmen! Where is beef?

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It's in the oven.

Tina, can you start

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- a new giardiniera

for me please, Chef?

- I need my fennel first, Jeff.

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Carmen.

I need my beef!

Ebraheim...

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Then I do onion, then I do

potatoes. We have system.

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Aight, but you can

punch 'em, blanch 'em,

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freeze 'em, fry 'em

before the beef, right?

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- Don't mess up our place!

- I'm not missing anything up.

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Chef, no! Please, please,

do not touch that.

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This is the one time

you listen to me.

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Please do not touch that.

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That's been going

for 12 hours, okay?

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That's my pot, Jeff.

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- Everybody know.

- That's her pot.

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Use another pot, please,

Chef. Alright? Corner!

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♪ 'Cause it just don't end ♪

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Hey, Marcus, I need

a double order of bread today,

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- okay, Chef?

- Come on, Carmy,

I been telling you

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for the past two weeks

the mixer's fucked,

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and I gotta do all this by hand.

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Plus, Tina keeps messing

with the temperature

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- and it's fucking up my rise.

- No inglés.

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- Tina, I know you speak English!

- Listen,

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Marcus, we're not

meeting dailies, alright?

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Vendors are cutting us off.

I don't have the money

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to fix it right this second,

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but I will get you

a new mixer. Okay?

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- I promise you. Yeah?

- Carmen! Buzzer!

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Alright, that's the beef.

Come on, gimme a hand.

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♪ I said I don't give a damn ♪

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Corner! Smaller fry scoops

today, Chef. Behind!

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- Not system!

- What is this system?

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- Michael's system.

- Carmen, there is a girl.

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Yeah, that's Sydney.

She's helping us out today.

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Michael's system

makes no sense...

I'm saying something!

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Marcus, I say something.

You are my favorite bitch.

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Oh, your English

is gettin' tight, Zeebs.

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You kidnap a ship captain?

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Your mom teach me during sex.

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Oh, that's not cool.

I'm fucking with you.

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That's how you do it!

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- Yo yo yo.

- Hey yo, Gary!

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You set up a compost

for me today, Chef?

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After I do my thing

in the place.

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That's very clear. Thank you.

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Behind. Behind.

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- Hey, Chef, is there, like,

a family shelf or something?

- Behind!

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- Shelf?

- Sorry, um...

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Fuck off.

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Gracias.

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- Bottom right side of walk-in.

- Thanks, Chef.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Like that all rough ♪ Yo, this shit looks different.

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- Corner... Yo, you.

- Yo, family!

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Fucking with my program, cousin?

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Program started four hours ago.

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- I had the kid all morning.

- Excuse me.

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Listen, what is going

on with Ballbreaker?

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My Insta's completely

blowing up.

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You got like

30 followers, dog.

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Yeah, I got...

What is that, a diss?

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I got 36 followers...

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We need the business! Nerds

come in from Rockford to play.

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Yeah, like in 1987. You know,

when you were still in

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that deadbeat's balls.

How are you?

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Good.

How was the recital?

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Oh my god,

she murdered it, Tina!

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I gotta... H-hold on.

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- Listen, you gotta run

this stuff by me first.

- I don't have to do shit.

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Hold on. Listen, let's just have

a conversation for a second!

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-Whoa. Fuck is this?

-This is Sydney.

I'm staging today.

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- You're what-ing today?

- That's Sydney.

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She's helping us out today.

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- Cousin, you ordering

a different mayonnaise, bro?

- ...bananas?

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-No, all you, Chef.

-Yeah, "All you, Chef."

This biff,

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- he was usin' them to

make a giant nut muffin!

- It was a play on

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a Panettone.

It woulda been beautiful

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-if you'd let me finish it.

Fuck! Cousin!

-Fuck you!

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Richie Jerimovich.

Pleasure to meet you,

sweetheart.

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- Don't say sweetheart,

you fucking weirdo.

- Oh sorry,

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Carm, you're so woke.

I meant nothing by it,

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Sydney. Saying sweetheart

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is just part of

our Italian heritage.

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- That's beautiful.

Thank you.

Corner!

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- Okay...

- Listen, I'm trying

to talk to you, okay?

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Don't be rude and start

doing a million things...

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- I don't have time

for this right now.

- I don't remember having time

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- to take care of your mom

for six months.

- Don't you fucking...

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No, don't you fucking!

I got all kinds of receipts

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from my divorce lawyer backing

up 'cause all the time I spent

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trying to put your family

back together

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'cause you're too much of

a cocksucker to come home!

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The guys are texting me.

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You're telling them to do all

sorts of weird shit backwards.

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Don't fucking do that, Carmen!

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Don't go messing

with their heads and ordering

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different mayonnaise

and hiring new fucking broads

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without talking to me first!

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This is your brother's house,

okay? Yeah? Remember?

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I was running it

fine without you.

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Why didn't he leave it

to you then?

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- Low on olive oil, Carmen.

- Heard.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Huh huh huh ♪

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Where's my knife?!

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Chefs, we gotta

sharpen our knives

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- when we got a sec!

- You gotta sharpen

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your brain when

we get a second.

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You been here for two weeks,

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we been having money problems

for two weeks.

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One plus one equals

you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.

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Don't call me Bobby Flay!

Sydney, stir

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- that pot for me,

please, Chef.

- Yes, Chef.

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- You want a cartouche?

- What's a cartouche?

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- What's our best day here?

- Five.

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Okay, Ebraheim, get me

a pot for the giardiniera!

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So if we do six, that'll get

us through the week, right?

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- So, Ballbreaker.

- Just make it easy

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- and make the fucking spaghetti!

- Don't say spaghetti!

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- All these knives are dull!

- Spaghetti's

the biggest seller, Carm.

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-That shit was straight-up fire.

-Straight-up done now, Chef.

Behind.

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- Yeah, but why?

- Because fucking 11 Madison Park

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dickhead over here,

he couldn't figure it out!

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- Housekeeping, Chefs!

- Again, what the fuck

are you saying?

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Anyone understand

what he's saying?

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Housekeeping means you have

to clean your stations

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'cause this place

is fuckin' gross.

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I refer to everybody as Chef

because it's a sign of respect,

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and I never said I couldn't

figure out the spaghetti.

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I said it doesn't make

any sense on this menu,

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so it is done. The end.

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Three hours to open, Chefs!

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Who are you yelling at, Carmy?

There's like four of us in here.

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Now, let me ask you something.

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If the spaghetti

didn't make any sense,

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how come everybody

fucking loved that shit?

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- Everybody did love it.

- Everybody doesn't

have any taste.

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It was an under-seasoned

over-sauced mess.

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- It took seven hours to prep.

- Oh, fuck!

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You know what?

This shit right here

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made you pompous and delusional

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and a fucking gayrod!

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These guys, they taught you

how to cook with ants,

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but none of these fuckwads

taught you how to make a pasta!

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Probably should learn

how to make pasta, Carmy.

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A, I know how to

make pasta, Marcus.

245

00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,997

B, I hate to break

your hearts, motherfuckers,

246

00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,767

but that gluey, mushy bullshit

247

00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,437

is not bailing us out this time.

248

00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,341

Ballbreaker is.

Fak's raising plays

249

00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:14,144

to a dollar,

so shut the fuck up!

250

00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:16,550

- Who the fuck is Fak?

- Tina! Did you take

my knife, Chef?

251

00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,086

Did you take my pot, Jeff?

252

00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,427

- Fuck!

- Neil Fak!

253

00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,367

This fucking fairy's

butt-buddy. He's...

254

00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,137

Whoa!

255

00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:30,043

- Why is the beef so hot?

- 'Cause we

just took it out.

256

00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:32,280

- Two hours late?

- Two hours longer!

257

00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,984

Wrigley didn't deliver

enough meat this week.

258

00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,990

- Why didn't Wrigley deliver?

- Because we're out of money!

259

00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,292

The only beef I could get

260

00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,096

was bone-in, which

you have to braise, alright?

261

00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,568

It takes two hours longer.

The good news is

262

00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:45,006

- we can stretch it by

cutting the bread shorter...

- Call Wrigley.

263

00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,277

- ...and using less gravy.

- Call Wrigley! Which is not

how we have ever done

264

00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,281

a beef here in 25 years, Carm!

265

00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:51,953

- System, baby.

- System!

266

00:12:51,986 --> 00:12:54,158

- You can barely afford to pay

people, but sick system.

- Don't fucking

267

00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,393

talk to me about labor, Noma!

268

00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,397

I thought this was your house!

269

00:12:57,430 --> 00:13:00,469

♪ ♪

270

00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:04,144

Fuck all this.

271

00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,382

Announcement! Listen up!

272

00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,352

Bread stays the same!

273

00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,423

Gravy stays the same!

274

00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,968

♪ Let it go, baby ♪

275

00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,939

♪ Now ♪

276

00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:21,311

♪ I'm gonna kick back

down and see ♪

277

00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,420

Ballbreaker!

278

00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:27,492

A buck's not gonna

get 'em anywhere, Bear.

279

00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,963

- It's just too difficult.

- Yeah, Fak, that's the point.

280

00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:32,200

- It's already ultra confusing.

- Yeah, homie,

281

00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,906

it-it's a Norwegian knockoff

of Mortal Kombat.

282

00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,943

Part of the reason why

this machine got recalled

283

00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,580

in the first place,

aside from the excessive

284

00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,918

and irresponsible violence,

is it's just too difficult!

285

00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,922

It's a fighter

and a fucking scroller.

286

00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,561

Also, sorry.

287

00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,230

I didn't make it to the funeral.

288

00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,168

I sent flowers,

289

00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:51,973

- and I really hope

they looked nice.

- I don't know. I wasn't there.

290

00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:53,911

- How long's this gonna take?

- It's gonna take an hour.

291

00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,346

Aight, it's gotta be faster.

Yo, Sweeps,

292

00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,084

can open up the windows

in the back, please?

293

00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,587

- Later.

- Carmy, you're bleeding!

294

00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,260

- Shit! Man, stupid

dull-ass knife!

- Corner!

295

00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,331

- You're making me queasy.

- Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!

296

00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:07,471

- Carmen, your fault! Say corner!

- Blood! You see?

297

00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,642

Good! Good! Y'all happy now?

298

00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:12,080

Can I have

my fucking knife back?!

299

00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,388

♪ ♪

300

00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,192

Ebraheim,

I swear to God,

301

00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:54,231

she looks fucking beautiful.

You would've lost your mind.

302

00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,435

- That's fire, Chef.

- And all of a sudden,

303

00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,640

- the guy's back in my face!

- Hey!

304

00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,376

Guys, look, we gotta line up!

305

00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,447

We got service

in an hour, alright?

306

00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,151

I'm like, listen, if you're

gonna get in my face,

307

00:15:04,184 --> 00:15:06,121

- we're gonna have a problem.

- Hey! Cousin!

308

00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:08,426

- Yeah, one second.

- Seriously, I wanna

start defining our roles

309

00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,531

- a little bit more

clearly, alright?

- Hold on a second here.

310

00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,535

- We're just... Hold on a second.

- Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!

311

00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:14,171

Trying to get some work

done here, capiche?

312

00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,141

This the dude from

the hot dog stand?

313

00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:18,045

- This is

his twin brother...

- Fucking lying.

314

00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:20,016

- ...which I found out later!

I found out later.

You lying!

315

00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,454

But at this point, I think it's

the guy from the hot dog stand,

316

00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,993

and I'm like, listen,

go home already!

317

00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:27,565

Get the fuck outta here!

318

00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,136

Oh my god! I'm like...

319

00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:32,073

So, I'm like, okay,

now there's a problem.

320

00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:35,079

I'm trying to enjoy my tacos,

you're ruining my date, right?

321

00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,552

So, this guy,

he pulls out a revolver.

322

00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,156

Come on.

-Swear to God!

And I'm like, oh my god,

323

00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,495

wh-where did you get that?

What, did you steal that

324

00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:44,164

from the museum gift shop?

325

00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:46,770

You know, like, who

are you? Mr. Bogart?

326

00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,176

Please, what are we doing

here...

327

00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,220

Hey, Tina,

I gotta go see my sister.

328

00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,059

- You hold down the fort?

- Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.

329

00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,763

How come your sister don't

come by here no more?

330

00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,465

Oh, you gotta ask her.

331

00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,207

♪ I dreamed about

killing you... ♪

332

00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,079

- Hi.

- Yo. You didn't put it

in a bag or anything?

333

00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,085

That's how you say hello to me?

334

00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:30,524

- Hi.

- Hi there!

335

00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,460

♪ Dying on the banks ♪

336

00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:35,601

♪ Of Embarcadero skies ♪

337

00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,706

♪ I sat and watched

you bleed ♪

338

00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,548

You smell like this place.

339

00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:45,621

Hi.

340

00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:49,127

Sorry. I just...

hate seeing you here.

341

00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:50,998

Yeah, well...

342

00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:55,372

♪ Your cold, hot blood

ran away from me ♪

343

00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,277

These labels.

344

00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,814

- Marcus!

- What?

345

00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:01,151

Where are the chili flakes?

It's the most Polish shit ever.

346

00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:04,124

- Cousin organizes it,

it's more confusing...

- Right there.

347

00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,594

Labeled "chili flakes."

348

00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:12,107

What does Sweeps stand for?

349

00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,444

I swept St. Louis three times

and had a no-hitter.

350

00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,549

My real last name is Woods.

351

00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,420

♪ ♪

352

00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:26,268

♪ I printed my name

on the back of a leaf ♪

353

00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,775

♪ And I watched it

float away ♪

354

00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,219

You talk to Mom?

355

00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:37,692

- No. Uh...

- I know she'd love to see you.

356

00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,196

No, I know, I know. I just...

357

00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:45,139

♪ The wind blew me back... ♪

358

00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,555

I've been trying to call you.

You haven't called me back.

359

00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,291

Yeah, no, I know. I just...

I've been busy.

360

00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,295

I've been working, so...

361

00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,633

- Uncle Jimmy wants

to buy this place.

- It's not for sale.

362

00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,704

- I know. That's what

I wanted to tell you.

- That it's not for sale?

363

00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,374

No, that I think

we should sell it to him.

364

00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:03,844

So he can flip it

into an Applebee's?

365

00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:07,217

No, no, I-I'm trying to

to do something here, Sugar.

366

00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,323

Okay, I was so excited

for you to come home.

367

00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,695

♪ Via Chicago... ♪

368

00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,263

Gotta go. Um...

369

00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,269

Okay.

370

00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,608

I'm okay.

371

00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,681

- Okay?

- Okay.

372

00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,856

I'm gonna fix this place.

373

00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:28,459

♪ Searching for home... ♪

374

00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,798

No one's asking you to.

375

00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:33,335

♪ Searching for home

via Chicago ♪

376

00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,543

Um, I really... I gotta go, okay?

377

00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,212

- Bear.

- Yeah?

378

00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,848

I love you.

379

00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,955

Thank you for this.

380

00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,363

You're welcome.

381

00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,450

Welcome back.

382

00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,596

Time to try the new sandwiches.

Behind!

383

00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,667

Corner!

384

00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,875

Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!

385

00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,614

Fuck. Again!

386

00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,591

- That's crumbly! It's too dense!

- Doing it by hand!

387

00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,827

- Yo.

- It's the mixer.

388

00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,263

It's not the mixer, alright?

It's crumbly.

389

00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,533

The oven's too dry.

390

00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,235

You need to fill

a baking sheet with water,

391

00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:25,273

put it on the oven floor,

throw in another batch, okay?

392

00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:26,742

- Don't tell me how to do my job.

- Just do it!

393

00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:32,521

Yo! Somebody come

try this! Cousin!

394

00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,790

Yeah, right!

395

00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,794

There you go, Chef.

396

00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:38,667

Chef.

397

00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,604

What's goin' on?

What do you think?

398

00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,275

- It's redundant and white,

just like you.

- Heard, heard, heard.

399

00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,814

Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender?

400

00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,018

- Very good, puta!

- It's nice? We happy? Happy?

401

00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:51,325

Alright, alright.

402

00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,795

Yo, Sydney!

403

00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:54,631

Try this business.

404

00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,709

- Oh, fuck.

- Mm-hmm. You know that's fire.

405

00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,579

- Yeah, fuckin' fire.

- Mm-hmm.

406

00:20:01,612 --> 00:20:03,817

So, how you gonna

pass the family test?

407

00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,385

Delicious or impressive?

408

00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:08,459

Delicious is impressive.

409

00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,597

Word. Word...

410

00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,968

♪ ♪

411

00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,711

That dude looks like a carrot.

412

00:20:17,744 --> 00:20:20,517

- Is that a fucking carrot?

- I mean,

it's clearly a carrot.

413

00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,453

Do you not know what

a carrot looks like?

414

00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:23,890

We're gonna need more bread.

415

00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:29,301

See, it's all good till

it starts making this weird

416

00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,838

- "guggugguggug" sound.

- Oh my god,

417

00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,842

that's a classic sound with

these fucking pieces of shit.

418

00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,979

Hey, did you know Michael?

419

00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:36,583

Dude, he was like

one of my best friends,

420

00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,587

but then fuckin'

it got dark at the end...

421

00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,856

Corner! How we looking

on that bread?

422

00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,060

- Coming out soon.

- Fak, watch your back.

423

00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,930

- Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah,

come get your jacket.

- Corner!

424

00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:45,466

Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?

425

00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,003

Dude, I'm gonna be

able to fix this, dude.

426

00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,642

- Do you have any, like,

stale bread? Thank you.

- Right there.

427

00:20:49,675 --> 00:20:52,013

- Corner!

- Chef! Corner! Behind...

428

00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:55,086

- Fak, watch it.

- Hey, I'll pay you

in sandwich, yeah?

429

00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,490

- Deal!

- No shit deal!

430

00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,495

- Oh, fuck off, man.

- Hey, was Richie

always an asshole?

431

00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,766

Dude, always and forever.

Dude, he's the fucking worst.

432

00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,337

- Mm, yeah. He sucks.

- Dude, he's not a nice guy.

433

00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,643

- He's just... He's sad inside.

- Yeah.

434

00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,647

Fak...

435

00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,749

Dude...

436

00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:13,021

♪ ♪

437

00:21:17,831 --> 00:21:21,038

- Yo, family's up!

- Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!

438

00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:25,547

- Oh my gosh. I smell...

- That looks so good!

439

00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,118

- Damn, Sydney!

- Let's go!

440

00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:34,064

- What do we got

going on over here?

- Yeah, we got a stew,

441

00:21:34,097 --> 00:21:37,370

rice, plantains,

and a little fennel salad.

442

00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,644

Alright, I'm interested.

Ebra, yo, let's do this.

443

00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,848

- I bring my own.

- This looks like shit.

444

00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:44,117

Oh, come on.

445

00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,054

Don't pay any attention.

446

00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,125

That's not nice.

I don't eat pork.

447

00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:50,530

- It's not pork. It's beef.

- He never eats.

448

00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:53,603

- It look like pork.

- Alright, alright,

I'll start. I'll start.

449

00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:56,676

I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick.

Fak, you're up.

450

00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:59,114

Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha... uh...

451

00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:02,554

thankful for my-my cats Ralph.

452

00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,957

They both named Ralph?

453

00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,461

Yeah. It's just, like,

it's easier that way.

454

00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:09,669

- Ralph and Ralph.

- Alright, Tina,

you're up. What's up?

455

00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,873

I'm grateful for all

y'all motherfuckers.

456

00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,545

Look at you, fucking softy!

457

00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:16,616

I guess I'm grateful that...

458

00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:18,687

Richie didn't come in here

wearing that cologne today

459

00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,624

that he always be wearing.

You know, it smell like

460

00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:23,763

a pine tree and shit.

461

00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:26,034

Smell like onion under arm.

462

00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,978

Onion under arm!

463

00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:33,617

- Chef, you want a plate?

- All good. Thank you, Chef.

464

00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,721

You can have mine

if you change your mind.

465

00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,123

What?

466

00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,862

I just never had plátanos

with, like, grass on it.

467

00:22:39,895 --> 00:22:41,766

Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin.

468

00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,435

Cousin, yo, it's getting

crazy out there.

469

00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:45,439

- Come give me a hand.

- Nah, bro.

470

00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:46,675

This is on you.

471

00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,479

Yo, Tina, how about these

plátanos though, right?

472

00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,517

- Yo, really?

- Yeah, really.

473

00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:53,523

- This isn't my house, remember?

- I didn't say

I didn't like 'em.

474

00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:56,863

- She was just... She was

just saying she was...

- You didn't eat them.

475

00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,735

Blockers!

Blockers! Blockers!

Yo! Eh!

476

00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:02,140

- Everybody relax!

- Things are fucking alright!

477

00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,144

Yo!

478

00:23:04,177 --> 00:23:06,481

Eh, stop banging on the fucking

glass! My guy, stop banging...

479

00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,622

- Get off me, cocksucker!

- Fuck you, man!

480

00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,108

♪ Breaker... ♪

481

00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:25,954

Merry Christmas, Lizards.

482

00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,528

Sounds like we got

a real problem out here.

483

00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:32,634

Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan...

484

00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,774

Snyder-Cut motherfuckers

wanna out of line now?

485

00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:38,078

Anybody?

486

00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:40,784

Yeah.

487

00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:42,788

Didn't think so.

488

00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,490

Cousin.

489

00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,303

- You alright?

- Thank you.

490

00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:55,179

So we're gonna have a little

tournament here today.

491

00:23:55,212 --> 00:23:58,085

We are gonna be on

our best behavior.

492

00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,791

We're not gonna scare

any of the regulars.

493

00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:01,893

We're not gonna touch 'em.

494

00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:03,095

We're not gonna

look at 'em all weird.

495

00:24:03,128 --> 00:24:06,669

We're not gonna do any

of that spectral shit!

496

00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,213

Yes? Good.

You're gonna purchase

497

00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:14,719

one Italian Beef combo

to enter. Now,

498

00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,154

this is a single

elimination tourney,

499

00:24:16,187 --> 00:24:18,793

so you lose,

you get the fuck out.

500

00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:22,534

- No two ways about it.

- You win...

501

00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,972

free Italian Ice for a year.

502

00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,245

Also...

503

00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:29,715

Also...

504

00:24:30,249 --> 00:24:31,652

Also...

505

00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,725

I hate litter.

506

00:24:34,758 --> 00:24:37,998

So, you cucks are gonna

clean up after yourselves,

507

00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:40,603

and you're gonna

goddamn recycle.

508

00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,078

Fuck you.

509

00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,893

- Cousin, how fucking dope is that?!

- - - Not dope at all.

510

00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,696

What are you talking about?

I brought that crowd in!

511

00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,801

- That's a lot of

money out there!

- That we're not prepped for!

512

00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,805

I shoulda let those turkeys

eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.

513

00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:00,242

Today was not the day to

go fucking with the system.

514

00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,714

- System, system! Cousin...

- Hey, I don't care.

515

00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:04,752

I do not care what

you do up in Napa

516

00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,856

with your fucking tweezers

and your foie gras.

517

00:25:06,889 --> 00:25:09,995

You got no fuckin' idea

what you're doing here!

518

00:25:10,028 --> 00:25:12,968

None! Zero!

519

00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:14,738

So we are gonna stick

with what works,

520

00:25:14,771 --> 00:25:16,141

and we are gonna

fuckin' make sure

521

00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:19,146

we got enough food to

feed these fuckin' dorks.

522

00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:23,155

So get your ass back in there,

523

00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,260

and you make that

fuckin' spaghetti.

524

00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,035

Sydney...

525

00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:33,643

Sorry about the gun, babe.

I had to get real.

526

00:26:03,201 --> 00:26:04,838

Mm...

527

00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:06,909

Goddamn...

528

00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,581

Yo, Carm. Check it.

529

00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:12,186

That's good.

You see that difference?

530

00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,758

-Big time. Steam tray.

You were right.

-Yep.

531

00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,900

You can throw down, huh?

532

00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,937

Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?

533

00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,809

Heard, Chef.

534

00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:10,202

♪ One, two, three, four,

five against one ♪

535

00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,106

♪ Five, five,

five against one ♪

536

00:27:12,139 --> 00:27:14,244

♪ Said one, two, three, four,

five against one ♪

537

00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:17,350

♪ Five, five, five, five,

five against one ♪

538

00:27:17,383 --> 00:27:19,989

♪ Torture from you to ♪

539

00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:23,829

♪ Me, yeah ♪

540

00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:27,003

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

541

00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:30,977

♪ Abducted from the street... ♪

2022년 9월 1일 목요일

bear 7

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"This writer, as all

my readers know,

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"is devoted to Chicago

and for better or worse,

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"the neighborhoods are changing.

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"I'm fascinated

by the intersection

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"of the stalwart

and the progressive

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"and chronicling my findings.

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"Can the windy city evolve

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"without losing

its true essence?

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"We wonder at times

if nostalgia clouds

our judgment

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"and creates an angry desire

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"for perfection with every

turned over spot...

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"Which is why we

have chose to revisit

The Beef of Chicagoland,

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"a River North staple.

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"Long known as a family joint,

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"the purveyor of sloppy,

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"but tasty Italian

beef sandwiches,

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"the word we would have used

to describe The, The Beef

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"before this review

was 'reliable.'

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"The word I would choose now,

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"after my most recent meals

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"at the well-loved,

if not shabby establishment,

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"is 'elevated' or 'elegant.'

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The menu is slightly updated..."

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Twenty minutes to open, Chefs.

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- Chef.

- Syd, you set up?

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- Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go.

- Thank you.

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"...and it's clear more

changes are coming."

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Chef, stop reading that shit.

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We got a lot to do today, okay?

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We open in 20,

to-go's live in 20.

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Let's fucking go.

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Oh, you'll like

this part, Carmy.

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You'll like this part, Carmen.

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"Even if the walls are stained,

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the staff moves are next level."

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Where is Tina?

She's still not here?

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Uh, no, Chef,

I'm covering her prep.

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Um, can we maybe...

Should we, like...

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"The sandwiches are

so delicious as ever,

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"but the standout dish that...

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"that, that encapsulates all,

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"this was the risotto

with braised beef.

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"The rice was luscious

with a surprising ribbon

of brine

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"running through the sauce.

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The chef obviously knew

what she was doing."

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Ebra, enough, please.

Back to work.

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- Thank you.

- Um...

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- So...

- Ribbon of brine, huh?

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Well, I gave a dish

to a customer

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because I didn't want

it to go to waste.

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I obviously didn't

know who he was.

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Chef, it's all good.

It's all good.

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Um, okay.

So, you know,

it was an accident

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and, and it's fine, right?

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Like, it's not weird

or anything like...

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- Good for business.

- Right, yes, exactly.

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- Hey, Syd, congrats.

- Um, and, yeah,

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- I just wanna...

- Yeah, you better

tell your pops.

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For sure.

And I just wanna

make sure, you know,

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like, everything's okay.

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It's not weird

or dumb, whatever.

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It's okay, Syd.

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It's not weird. It's good.

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- Yeah. Okay. Thanks.

- Alright?

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Sandwiches are totally

different, though.

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That guy's

a fuckin' hack anyway.

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Totally.

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- To-go boxes ready?

- Uh, yes, almost.

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- Thank you, Chef.

- Sorry.

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I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,

sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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- Yo.

- Louie got suspended.

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Louie, apologize to Jeff.

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- Sorry, Jeff.

- That's alright, Louie.

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Say hello to Jeff's friend.

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- Hi, Jeff's friend.

- Hi, um, Louie.

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Hey, T, we got a lot to do

today, please hustle, okay?

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I need you to catch up.

Thank you, Chef.

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Yes, Jeff, but Louie...

107

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- What about Louie?

- Um, he needs to know...

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You need to teach him how

to work in the kitchen.

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- Today?

- Mm-hmm.

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Sure, Tina. Today, the day

we're running the new program.

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Um, Chef Sydney,

you got that, right?

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- Yeah. Sure.

- Thank you, Chef.

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"But it was the coriander..."

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Okay, Ebra, let's

get to work, please.

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What are you reading?

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Oh, a review, five stars.

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- Oh, shit!

- It's nothing.

118

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- It's not...

- Is five stars good?

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Very good.

120

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What's up?

121

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I need help with him.

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Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office

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and think about

what the fuck you did.

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Uh, yeah, um, he is, um,

125

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you know,

getting into trouble,

doing dumb shit.

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Is not interested

in anything...

127

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So you brought him here?

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Hmm. Claro que sí.

129

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¿Por qué?

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Porque you taught me.

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You could teach him.

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Teach him what exactly?

133

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Uh, your skills, man.

You got skills.

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- Skills?

- Yes.

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Shabby? This guy's

a hacky fuck, right?

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That's exactly what I said.

137

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Yo. Why's he talking

about risotto, Cousin?

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We don't have

risotto on the menu.

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That's a, uh, dish that

Sydney's been working on.

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And how did this

fuckin' mamaluke try it?

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Sydney accidentally

left it at his table.

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- Accidentally?

- Accidentally.

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Let me ask you,

what's the pickup on risotto?

144

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Feel like that's

kinda crazy, right?

145

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We're not gonna do that.

146

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No, we're not gonna do that.

147

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Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs!

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- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you.

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Oh, shit.

150

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Sydney, you blowing somebody

151

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down at The Telegraph?

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Yeah, Richie, that's exactly

what's happening.

153

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I'm blowing somebody

down at The Telegraph.

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Oh, Louiecito, get over here.

155

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Oh, my man.

156

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Whoa. You bulking up?

157

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- I'm trying, yeah.

- Yeah, man, looking good.

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Okay, um, can we please go

over the new system today?

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You got it, boss.

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Fascinating how you accidentally

161

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gave a dish that's

not on the menu...

162

00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,493

- Cousin. Hey!

- ...to a guy who happened to be

163

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- a food critic.

Do me a favor.

Shut the fuck up.

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No, it's just,

it's hard to digest.

165

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- Sydney, boxes.

- Yes, Chef.

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- Thank you so much.

- Gary, come on.

167

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What's a ribbon of brine?

168

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Okay, Chefs, listen up.

169

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Uh, I'm gonna turn

on the to-go's in 10 minutes.

170

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So we're gonna

count off, alright?

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Pars all day.

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Syd, salads. Count.

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Twenty-five all day, Chef.

174

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Twenty-five. Thank you.

175

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Grilled pars. Tina, chicken?

176

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Uh, 32 all day, Chef.

177

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Thirty-two. Thank you.

178

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- Ebra, beef all day?

- One hundred, Chef.

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One hundred. Thank you.

180

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Richie, go fuck yourself.

181

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Sixty-nine all day, Chef.

182

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And, Marcus, cakes all day?

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Uh... Uh, give me a sec.

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Nope. Faster. How many?

185

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I just got a little behind.

I'mma catch up.

186

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Marcus, if you're still fucking

with those donuts right now

187

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I'm gonna fuck your day up.

You hear me?

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- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you, Chef.

189

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No, no, no. Uh-uh.

190

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Nope. Sorry, guys.

191

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This is

the thunderdome

right here.

192

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Take the kindergarten

somewhere else.

193

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Not that I don't

appreciate the giddyup,

194

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but you're not

quite there yet.

195

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- Um, okay.

- Okay.

196

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Can we please talk about

the new to-go system?

197

00:08:00,971 --> 00:08:01,974

Yeah, you got it, boss.

198

00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:02,976

Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney.

199

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Excuse me, lizards.

200

00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:05,982

Just, um, take this

201

00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:07,986

and do this over

by the deli counter.

202

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Yes. Thank you.

203

00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:10,223

Ten minutes to open, Chefs.

204

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Bravo.

205

00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:16,837

Alright, boss lady, you did it.

206

00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,641

Got your little

dish in the paper.

207

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A little to-go tablet.

208

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Everything's going

according to plan, huh?

209

00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:22,982

I have a plan?

210

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Yeah, this is what you wanted

to do from the beginning, right?

211

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You know, you push

my people out.

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- Your people?

- Yeah, you know, push

out the working man,

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- make room

for whatever fuckin'...

- The working man?

214

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jabronistas this stupid

article's gonna bring in.

215

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Sorry, um, are you the new

face of the working man?

216

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- Right.

- Richie, congrats.

217

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That is huge.

218

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- Bullshit aside...

- Huh?

219

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What's your angle?

Level with me.

220

00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,628

- My angle?

- Yeah.

221

00:08:45,661 --> 00:08:48,233

Uh, my angle's that

I was hired to work here.

222

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So now I'm working here

and I'm trying to bring

business in.

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- That's my angle.

- Yeah, but it's the wrong

kind of business.

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You know, you're bringing

in all these fucking strokes.

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- They're gonna

box out the OGs.

- Okay. The OGs?

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Yeah, bus drivers,

secretaries, teachers.

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- Sorry, are we just

naming professions?

- You know, it's just confusing.

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- I can do that too.

- People are gonna know...

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- Bricklayers, clock workers...

- ...not know what's on the menu.

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What's not on the menu

is the risotto.

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Okay, well,

if there's confusion,

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let me help clarify some things.

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- Okay.

- Okay? Um.

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We all work

in a restaurant, right?

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And, um, we, uh, make

food in the restaurant.

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We all try to do a good job.

I don't know about you.

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But, anyway, people come

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and they buy their

food with money

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and they spend their money

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and then, uh, we

take our earnings

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and, um, just, you know,

live our lives.

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That's it.

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It's business.

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The point of this is

that it is a business,

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not, uh, some sort

of a hollow shell

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you can project your

dying fantasies or whatever.

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You don't need to get

nasty, young lady.

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And you just don't need

to speak to me at all, I guess.

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By the way, those OGs

you love waxing on and on about

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all come here,

split one sandwich

and a free cup of water

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and then treat

the rest of us like shit.

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So this is a war on poor people?

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No, this is a war on you

shutting the fuck up, Richie,

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and learning how

to use the tablet.

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- The end, dude.

- What is the end?

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The end is that

I was telling Richie

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that we are learning how to use

the tablet, and it's good.

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And it's good for business,

and you and I agree.

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Yes. Your idea, but, yes.

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Yeah. But you agree w-with me

about the other thing, right?

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- Uh, what other thing?

- What's the other thing?

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That, That people are

gonna come in here

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thinking they're

gonna get her food.

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That's some fuckin'

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- millennial shit.

- You are not even Italian.

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Stop, it's a little

bit messy, okay?

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We will figure it out.

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I just turned on

the to-go tablet.

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- Are we ready?

- No.

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Nine minutes to open, Chef.

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This is gonna be bad.

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- Um, Chef?

- Yes.

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Uh, sorry, I just

don't, uh, feel like

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we're on the same

page right now.

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- I feel like we're not good.

- We're good, Chef.

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Let's get through

the day, please.

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- Chef!

- What?

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Fuck!

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What?

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Fuck. What the fuck?

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- Syd?

- Uh, okay.

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Um, I, uh, uh, uh.

Cool. I don't know, um.

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You left the preorder

option open.

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O-Okay, uh... No. I'm sorry.

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- Yes.

- What's that mean?

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That means we have

78 slices of chocolate cake,

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99 French fries,

54 chickens, 38 salads

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and 255 beef sandwiches

due up in eight minutes.

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- So, yeah, Syd, fuck.

- I fuckin' told you.

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You didn't fuckin' tell me shit.

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Shut the fuck up!

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Let me think

for a fuckin' second.

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Fucking twice. I told you.

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I told you to be